About The Lazy Times

The Lazy Times is a South African satirical news publication with a focus on South African and global news that people probably don't care about.

We like jokes. We also like news. We also have a Claude Plus account, so that has helped us make this website — shout out AI. Trees died for these headlines, but it is what it is.

If there is anything you want to talk about, email stuff@thelazytimes.com and someone will eventually contact you.

If you want to sue us — firstly, try not to; secondly, we also have lawyers, so let's roll the dice.

Can you submit articles? No. And if you submit something, we probably won't use it — and if you think we used your idea, well then, don't send it through, because you are relinquishing your rights to use that idea in your own capacity.

You can find our Privacy Policy at the bottom of the website, or by clicking the words that say "Privacy Policy."

If you want to advertise, email stuff@thelazytimes.com — we would like to be able to pay for the Claude and ChatGPT accounts and thus stop killing trees.