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The GNU doesn’t believe in the sun
The South African government continues to invest in coal power instead of solar power, in a statement someone close by said: “What is the sun, do you mean the…
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Madlanga Commission learns “Inshallah” can be used when committing alleged Tender Fraud
Evidence submitted to the Madlanga Commission has confirmed that one can certainly use holy terminology whilst…
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Digital Nomads didn't know about March and March
CAPE TOWN — The city's digital nomad community was startled this week to learn of a march against immigrants, having…
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Man wasted his leave to watch the Madlanga Commission
JOHANNESBURG — A local man has confirmed he spent three days of hard-earned annual leave watching the Madlanga…
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Home Affairs queue gains sentience, promptly joins another queue.
CAPE TOWN — A queue at the Home Affairs office achieved full sentience shortly before 09:00 on Thursday, becoming aware…
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White woman butchers the surname "Ngcukaitobi" confidently.
A white woman has reportedly entered national folklore after confidently butchering the surname of Advocate Tembeka…
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You are just a man who found R2 in your couch. You are not Ramaphosa.
CAPE TOWN — A local man recovered a two-rand coin from his couch on Thursday and, for a brief window, believed himself…