PRETORIA — A cabinet reshuffle announced on Thursday has resulted in the same 30 people occupying slightly different chairs. Sources confirm no new individuals entered the building and none left. The Minister of One Thing is now the Minister of A Different Thing, having swapped with a colleague who was, until Thursday, also in cabinet. Furniture was moved. Nameplates were updated at modest expense. Analysts described the change as "seismic" before checking their notes and revising this to "chairs." The reshuffle is expected to deliver renewed energy, or at least renewed seating. The people remain the same people.