We have provided a list of excuses to use so that if you ever make an appearance at the Madlanga Commission you do not have to use the overused “medical certificate” excuse.

  1. A dog ate my testimony.
  2. I accidentally joined  another commission.
  3. Mercury is in retrogade.
  4. Mercury is in lucozade.
  5. The subpoena went to my spam folder.
  6. My conscience requested an urgent postponement.
  7. I can’t attend because the truth and I are currently taking a break to figure out if we want to be together.
  8. The commission had “Bad energy”.
  9. I can’t attend because the courtroom and I have the same star sign.
  10. I opened the fridge and forgot why, and have been standing here ever since.